THINK TANK   Foreign Fighters Links Neocondom Sign Up Storm Troops Ooby Dooby   Where small minds think and end up buying more tanks.     Now, Oh Great Dubberyar, whom shall we liberate the living crap out of next?   University supervised tests reveal that nine out of ten Genocide Generals who have tried women still prefer carpet bombing.  The tenth one prefers boys.  During the same tests, it was discovered that 50% of Americans wish George Washington was back in charge, 25% though he was, and 25% thought they were Canadian.  It was also found that 11% of all Foreign Fighters are foreign, 9% are fighters, and 80% are looking for Canada.   The Holy Webmaster today denied reports that he was considering becoming a Neocon.  He said that it was simply too expensive to undergo an operation to remove 99.9% of his brain cells.  The other alternative, undergoing a 6 year course in Advanced Stupidity and Blinkered Philistine Worldview Development is just too time consuming for a Dark Lord on the go.   Condoleezalaazaloozabatguano Price, the original Whore of Babylon, today announced her engagement to King George the Dubberyar.  "I know how to be First", she said "But I will have to undergo intensive training to become a Lady."   Dennis Moore, serial Lupin Express Bandit, recently released from prison, said today that he is going straight.  Straight back into Lupin theft, said Superintendent Harry 'snapper' Organs, head of the Innocent Citizens Detention Squad and lover of Tony 'who's a pretty boy then' Blair, future U.S. President and former Englishman, currently employed as a hose nozzle with the East Anglia Fire Authority.       Oh, Gross and Ignoble King George, there must be a better way to ensure our soldiers are all right-leaning sycophants.     The Holy Webmaster today announced that the Black Monarch, Lord Saw-ron, was considering a comeback, in the Middle East.  Saw-ron has reportedly said that there are enough Orcwards running about to fill 30 novels, and his alliance with the Neocons ensures victory this time.  All he has to do is paint the Whitehouse black, and it will be just as it was.     Bring it on, Darth Gates, bring it on.   The Grand Imperial Master of the Neocon Republic Of the United Red States Of America, the Misanthropic Monarch, Son-of-God 3rd Class King George the Dubberyar, Emperor Of Eye-Rack, Duke of Desertion, Count of Cocaine, Apostate of Afghanistan, Principal Propagator of Pulverised Pronunciation, Tribune of Torture-That-Is-Not-Torture, Abbot Of Anti Abortion Anarchy, Scourge of Same Sex Sycophants, Employer of Empire Extending Egotists, Purveyor of Prison Population Pandemonium, Ruler of Religious Right Ratbags, Wan Warlord of Washington, Duke of Diplomatic Disasters, Canceller Of Canadian Cooperation, Earl of Entropy, Puller of Patriot's Penises, Alienator of Allies, Fatal Flattener of Fallujah, Godlike Granter of Genocide, Comptroller-in-Chief of Citizenry Confinement, and Funding Fellow of Fox, cannot understand why so many people in the world hate his guts.           Foreign Fighters Links Neocondom Sign Up Storm Troops Ooby Dooby   Copyright (C) 2005 Brian Brett.  All Rights Reserved.