STORM TROOPS   Foreign Fighters Links Neocondom Sign Up Think Tank Ooby Dooby Our Storm Troops are soldiers not afraid to fight in the rain.   Darth Rumsfeld and a member of the S.S. Leibstandarte 'George W Bush' view the war in Eye-rack from their vantage point in the Bahamas.  "I like to be close to the action," said the Dark Lord of The Sith.     Our Foreign Fighters have invaded Qatar in an attempt to arrest the Genocide Generals leading the war in Eye-rack, but found that they had earlier retreated to Johannesburg to avoid the possibility of friendly fire incidents.  All we found in their H.Q. was a lot of second hand comic books, chewing gum, makeup mirrors, and a television set with the Cartoon Channel still showing.  An astrology chart found there proved that King George the Dubberyar had visited recently.   We have recently formed the S.S. Regiment 'Jerry Springer' to specialise in hunting down and shooting people sleeping with their cousins.  Their initial deployment will be to Arkansas.   A special organisation called 'Friends Of Foreign Fighters' has been formed, with a view to agitating for multilingual signs to be placed in public areas of countries that have invited us to bomb their buildings.  There is nothing worse for a Foreign Fighter to get a dose of the runs and not know what 'Mens' is in Urdu or Farsi or U.S. English.   One of our Foreign Fighters, Sepp O'Deitrich, said today that it was just like old times, except the fascists were on the other side.  He thinks both sides should annexe the Sudetenland, then call it quits and go home.  His friend, Hans O'Frank, disagreed, saying the time was never better for forming puppet governments, and he would be only too happy to assist King George in setting up the odd General-Government or two.  Andy McHitler was too busy selling tickets to The Obergruppenfuhrer's Ball to comment.   King George the Dubberyar, Heir Apparant to the Pissant Throne, said today he approves of same sex marriages, as long as one participant is male and the other female.  King George supporters hailed this as a great breakthrough and another example of their Leige-Lord's lateral thinking.   Police in Arizona stopped a motorist today, who was found to be in possession of no guns.  He was immediately arrested, taken to prison, and incarcerated there,  following a press conference where his sentence of 999 years to life for un-Americanism was announced.  His trial for being un-American will be held next year, following 12 months of the Fux Spews Chunder showing how guilty they have decided he is.         The greatest Foreign Fighters of them all!       Foreign Fighters Links Neocondom Sign Up Think Tank Ooby Dooby   Copyright (C) 2005 Brian Brett.  All Rights Reserved.